THE TIME FOR REVOLUTION IS NOW!

FELLOW EUPHONIUMISTS, WE HAVE HIDDEN FROM THE MAJORITY OF THE WORLD FOR LONG ENOUGH, THE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHAT A EUPHONIUM IS IS DWINDELING, WE HAVE TO OVER THROW THE GOVENMENT NOW! NOT JUST CANADA'S OR THE STATES, IM TALKING ABOUT THE WORLD, WE WILL OWN IT, AND THE EUPHONIUM WILL BE OUR SYMBOL!

DOWN WITH THE BARITONE, DOWN WITH THE TROMBONE AND THEIR GLISTANDOS, the tuba can stay, BUT ALL OTHER LOW BRASS INTRUMENTS IN THE MID RANGE MUST PERISH

CONVERT NOW OR DIE!

JOIN ME OR DIE,
AND PEOPLE THOUGHT THE NAZI'S WERE BAD, BBAAHH!!!!!!

I WILL SHOW THIS WORLD!

SO JOIN ME IN THE QUEST FOR A EUPHONIUMIST OVERLORD!


*vote braden for overlord, a vote for him is a vote for our future*


(note that acual bloodshed might be required to achive this massive step and i, braden trigg, can not know for sure if you will make it through this, thank you for helping, EUPHONIUMIST STRENGH!)